In a surprising upset today Team Chuck bested Team Brown Recluse Spider. Though Team BRS had home field advantage Team Chuck pulled out a 1-0 squeaker.
"Oh, we crushed 'em." Said team captain Chuck.
The action took place under the porch stairs of Pearlington resident Ed (last name withheld due to the fictional elements of the following quote), who commented, "The smart money was on the big guy from the start. Sure the spider is stealthy wearing that camouflage uniform and he packs quite a punch what with all that poisonous venom and whatnot but Chuck moves pretty quick for a man of his size."
Brown Recluse was not available for comment.
Can you tell it's opening day? For MLB and our mission team. The real story isn't nearly as interesting and thankfully I wasn't bitten but I did have a little run in with this nasty little critter. I was on my knees under the stairs staining them when I noticed something move on my can of stain. Sure enough it was a brown recluse. There is a warning sign on the bulletin board regarding this spider and the black widow spider. I told Mark that I recognized the spider from his Wanted Poster. I dispatched the little guy with all due speed and proceeded to itch for the rest of the day. I just don't like spiders.
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